Van Helsing
Quote of the Day: I vill cut someting!
That was from Kate Beckie when Van Helsing threatened dracula's assistant that he would cut off his fingers one by one with a pair of shears. The kind used for clipping cigars off. Noticed that drac's lackey happens to be played by the same guy who played Imotep's lackey in The Mummy.
SPOILER COMMENTS COMING UP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
A thrill a minute including a machine gun crossbow! Talk about gas operated, who needs a BB gun when u can have one of those! Add to that the claymore mine of silver stakes! Excellent!
But the crowning glory has to be the 3 brides! Hot Hot Hot!!! Dracula was one lucky guy! Immortality with 3 immortal babes! Why didn't he just go out and hunt all werewolves to extinction?! Or if there was only one werewolf, he could have just sent the syringe into it and rid himself of the only mortal enemy!
Too bad the Vatican didn't send a whole mother lode of those crossbows to that village...imagine everyone drawing those things on the Brides! They'll just hightail it out of there in a hurry!
Ok ok, enough about that show. Next one to watch Troy! Hope it'll be as good as the trailers on tv suggest.
That was from Kate Beckie when Van Helsing threatened dracula's assistant that he would cut off his fingers one by one with a pair of shears. The kind used for clipping cigars off. Noticed that drac's lackey happens to be played by the same guy who played Imotep's lackey in The Mummy.
SPOILER COMMENTS COMING UP. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
A thrill a minute including a machine gun crossbow! Talk about gas operated, who needs a BB gun when u can have one of those! Add to that the claymore mine of silver stakes! Excellent!
But the crowning glory has to be the 3 brides! Hot Hot Hot!!! Dracula was one lucky guy! Immortality with 3 immortal babes! Why didn't he just go out and hunt all werewolves to extinction?! Or if there was only one werewolf, he could have just sent the syringe into it and rid himself of the only mortal enemy!
Too bad the Vatican didn't send a whole mother lode of those crossbows to that village...imagine everyone drawing those things on the Brides! They'll just hightail it out of there in a hurry!
Ok ok, enough about that show. Next one to watch Troy! Hope it'll be as good as the trailers on tv suggest.
posted by cokecat at 11:57 am
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