The link posted by prissy doesn't seem to work properly on the tagboard
so here it is :)

http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html

Guys who are having trouble bedding women AND keep getting booted into the abyss, please read it.

Girls who profess to wanting a guy that 1) knows how to take care of her 2)have goals and aims ie 50 year plan broken into months 3) has humour.......read it too :)